How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
They'll say, 'don't change it, it's perfect'.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A Hundred.
One to change it and the other 99 who'll say, 'I could have done that better'.
How many grips does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
How many Lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to change it and one to make a documentary out of it.
How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb
Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
How many Stuntmen does it take to changea light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
How many Camera Assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
How many DP's does it take to change a light bulb?
One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
more later...
J
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